
AFTER
BEING TRAPPED IN THE EVENT HORIZON OF A BLACK HOLE FOR OVER 200 YEARS,
MYTHICAL PRINCE ANTHONY (THE VILEST DESPOT ONE EVER HAD THE FORTUNE
TO TOIL UNDER) FINALLY EMERGES FROM HIS... UMM... VACUUM-Y... GRAVE
WITH
HIS FLAGSHIP, "HUMONGOUS",
AND THE ENTIRE GALACTIC ARMADA OF AGNAR VII, PARCHED WITH A THIRST FOR
THE BLOOD OF THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR PILLAGING HIS HOME PLANET (...AND
GETTING HIM LOST IN SPACE FOR THE LAST 200 YEARS IN THE FIRST PLACE),
"THE PIRATES OF WOKNA'AR!"