SPENCER CROSS MOORE & ALEXANDER PECK, ESQ.
are proud to present the unveiling of...
(Drumroll, please...)

 

Who is Johnny Space Commando?

Who, indeed.

A better question might be "Who among us isn't Johnny Space Commando?" You see, there's a little bit of Johnny in each of us, and, yes... a little bit of each of us in Johnny. He's a man of tomorrow, but a hero for today. He's a hero out of time... or is it "a hero stuck in time" (one or the other, I can't remember). He is everyone, but at the same time he is a nobody. And while its been said that he's a little bit country, he is in point of fact ...a little bit Rock 'n' Roll.

He's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a conundrum. But more than that. he's also wrapped in bacon, and smothered in barbeque sauce.

He is the Walrus.

Koo koo ka choo.

In other words. I don't know.

But one thing's for sure, he's there if you ever need him!
(as long as you don't need him after 9 PM, Saturdays before 10 AM, every third Thursday of the month, or if Battlebots is on.)

 

TODAY'S INTERGALAC-TASTIC TRIVIA QUESTION:
What is a gogolplex, and what paradox is inherent to a gogolplex?

ANSWER:
A Gogolplex to which I refer is of course Magic Johnson's "Cine-Tron Gogolplex" which is a movie theatre with a number of screens equal to the amount particles in the known universe.

And the paradox is of course, "Ebert's Theorum Regarding Chevy Chase"which qualitatively states that "even with a near infinite number of movie screens, there still doesn't seem to be a damn thing worth seeing!"

REMEMBER KIDS, MR. SCIENCE IS HERE TO HELP!